As a bisexual woman, I've given and gotten my fair share of girl-head. I've had some snatch sucking that has made me scream with rapture and some that has kept me watching the clock. So listen up boys, I'm going to share my tricks of the tongue and teach you how to turn the woman in your life, or the woman of that night, into a screaming, satisfied she-devil.

Oral sex is one of the best things you can do for a woman. It's a sure-fire ride to orgasm. In fact, some women can only come from being eaten. Good tongue makes up for a small dick—if you give good head, you'll be a good lover.

Feel Comfortable.

If you don't know your way around a pussy, here's a quick primer: outer lips (least sensitive), inner lips (more sensitive), and the clitoris. The clit is the hooded nub where the two inner lips join—the key to orgasm.

Get physically comfortable. Don't expect her to be clawing out your hair in minutes, some women can take an hour or more to get there. Have her lie down with her legs spread and you between them. You should be able to look into her eyes while getting your tongue and fingers all the way inside. Putting a couple of pillows under her ass will help you avoid getting a crick in your neck. Make sure none of your weight is on her and vice versa. Like any good Boy Scout: be prepared.

Many women are worried that the taste or smell of their pussy is offensive. Put her at ease with kind, sexy words. If she isn't spring fresh, suggest a joint shower. Soap her up, washing her pussy and asshole. Practicality aside, this can be a sexy precursor.

Tell her how beautiful she is and make her feel special. Her relaxation is the key to a quick come. Don't be afraid to ask her what she likes, you may even get lucky with a surprise masturbation show.

Do not head straight for the clit. It's extremely sensitive, even pain causing, so work your way up to it. As she gets more aroused, she'll get less sensitive. Be sexy. Tease her. Act like you have all the time in the world. Build excitement: Lick and kiss your way from the inner thigh to home plate.

The Act

Breathe on her muff, brushing your lips lightly over her pussy. But don't tease long enough to irritate. Gently open her outer lips with your fingers and lick the inside. Softly run your tongue from her cunt to her clit. Now fuck her cunt with your tongue, circling the tip. Trust me, this feels good but it's not earth-shattering.

So lap again—from the cunt to the clit. Make your tongue pointed and stiff, then head for the kill. Gently flick her love button. If you're hurting her, soften your tongue and roam around, but keep coming back to her clit. There is nothing more annoying than a man who is almost on the right spot. If she's in ecstasy then don't relieve the building pressure. Because now it's time for the…

Fingers

Fingers are essential. Start slowly with one while sucking on her nub. Take the exposed clit into your mouth, gently sucking while flicking your tongue over and around it. Unless she asks you to, don't bite. Those screams aren't always from pleasure.

It's time for another finger. If she likes to feel full she'll ask for more. Pull them in and out or wiggle them around. One trick is to hold your hand so your palm is facing the front of her body, with two fingers inside. Make a motion like you are rapidly waving hello, continually sucking on that clit.

Smooth, soft movements will have her thinking you're a pro. Everything is about attitude, even eating pussy.

The Climax

When she's ready to come, hold on. If she's on the verge of climax, don't move away from her clit. Unless you want to tease or torture her, that's just cruel.

When her orgasm hits she might grab your hair, push your head, twitch, spasm, and tighten her legs until your ears ring. Go until she tells you to stop, or is begging to be fucked.

What if she can't come? If this is someone you just met or haven't had much sex with, she may not feel comfortable enough. An orgasm puts you in a vulnerable state. When I first started having sex, I was afraid let myself let go, I thought I would piss on my boyfriend's face or something equally embarrassing. I got over it, but some women just can't come. You may want to ask her if there's something different or more you can do. If not, that's okay. If it feels like something should be said, then let her know that you understand, in a sincere and considerate way. She may fake it. But who cares? That's her loss, not yours. You'll be able to tell by her breathing (or lack of) and the flow of her juices.

Remember, variety is the spice of life. As you get more comfortable, try new techniques—draw out the alphabet, look for her G-Spot. If you have her wanting more, you don't want to give her the same old thing every time.

You're now a king of cunnilingus. Pat yourself on the back, Casanova, and be ready for that phone to start ringing.