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A Kiss is but a kiss.  It is a matter of record that romantic Canadian porcupines kiss one another on the lips. How do porcupines fuck? Very carefully.The matrimonial pollsters contend their studies indicate the man who kisses his wife goodbye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than does the fellow who doesn't. Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, more stable, more methodical; thus higher earners, it's believed. Husbands who kiss their wives before leaving home in the morning have been documented to live five years longer than those who do not. Wait… wait… yeah… I'm definitely sensing a trend here.  In medieval Italy kisses weren't taken—or given—lightly. If a man and a woman were seen embracing in public they could be forced to marry.The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours. And then their lips fell off. What I want to know is how they managed to breathe during this kiss from hell? The German language contains 30 words that refer to the act of kissing. There is even a word Nachkuss for all the kisses that haven't yet been named. Pretty clever, eh?
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