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Marla Rutherford, Erotic Gallery: Strong, seductive beings in a surreal world. More»
12-03-2002

Trivia & Top Ten
 Penis and Porn Parody Titles
An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long.

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.

In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with his erect penis. The rhinoceros has a penis no less than two feet long.

Napoleon's penis sold to an American urologist for $40K.
Top Ten Porn Parody Titles

10. Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

9. A Tale of Two Titties

8. Frankenpenis

7. Desperately Seeking Semen

6. The Joy Suck Club

5. ET: The Extra Testicle

4. Shaving Ryan's Privates

3. Schindler's Fist

2. Romancing the Bone

1. Edward Penishands

Trivia & Top Ten Top of the Guide

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