Sodomy has always been a serious offense in Peru. If caught, the offender is first dragged through the streets on a rope, then hung; afterwards the corpse is burned while fully clothed —symbolizing the sodomite's total destruction.
In Paramaribo, Suriname, a man who rapes a single woman won't be punished —if the rape victim agrees to marry her attacker.
Featherbeds were long ago outlawed in Buenos Aires, Argentina because "such an indulgence induces and encourages lascivious feelings."
 The alpaca (a variety of llama) appears to be the most popular four-legged bedmate for many single Peruvian guys. So prevalent, apparently, is this sexual deviance that an old law still forbids the activity. Unmarried young men are prohibited from even having a female alpaca live in their homes or apartments.
The law in Guatemala pulls no punches in dealing with single women who have been accused of illicit lovemaking. Supposed female "fornicators," when seen in the streets, are to be stopped, spat upon, and beaten by the citizens of the community. Single men aren't punished at all when they've been caught in the act.
It's against the law in Belize for any man to have sex with or marry his own aunt. Masked vigilantes are allowed to take the law into their own hands and severely punish the lawbreaker, who is tied to a tree and then flogged.
Passionate kissing in public places has been outlawed in Sorocaba, Brazil. The specific kind of kiss that was banned was "the cinematographic kiss, in which salivas mix to swell the sensuality." |
Top Ten Pick-up Lines
10. Are you as tired of masturbation as I am?
9. I've lost my number, can I have yours?
8. If I don't respect you now, do I have to respect you in the morning?
7. Wanna see what I can do with a gallon jar of Dijonaisse, a large butternut squash and a couple of roofies?
6. Who's horny?!
5. I'm like a Hickory Farms gift basket baby... I've got nothing for you but meat and cheese!
4. Will fuck for food.
3. You look like you could add a lot of class to the back seat of my Dodge Neon.
2. Sure... I could go pay for sex, but there's something about you I really like.
1. Are those space pants you're wearing?
No, why?
'Cause that ass is out of this world! |
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