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Cooking with Pornstars for the Holidays  In this latest installment of the hilarious series (the first release featured Houston, Raylene, Teri Weigel and others in the kitchen) porn stars like Tabitha Stevens, Calli Cox and Nakita Kash mix it up with host Malone inside their home kitchens in and around the San Fernando Valley.Cooking With Pornstars for the Holidays is not an actual porn flick, mind you. Rather, it is an inspired look at some of the Valley's biggest stars and how they really live. The results are hilarious, frightening and not in the least shocking (porn stars doing drugs and walking around the house semi-nude? You don't say…). The DVD opens with a stellar segment, Tabitha Stevens in the kitchen attempting to bake cookies. And that's just the beginning. Probably the first rule in any kitchen, whether you are a porn star or a four-star chef, is to leave the bong in the bedroom where it belongs before embarking on any culinary adventure. Tabitha Stevens clearly missed that memo, as she tokes up a storm in the kitchen while a clearly aroused and amused Malone attempts to delve deep into the mysterious methodology behind Stevens' "special Christmas beer cookies." You won't believe where Colin gets the milk to finish off this Christmas treat.  So why Cooking With Pornstars as opposed to say, Geography with Pornstars? According to Malone, "Cooking With Pornstars, like all great ideas, wasn't manufactured. It actually just came to be." Apparently, the video company (Cult DVD) contacted Malone after they saw an episode of Malone's well-known show Colin's Sleazy Friends (seen in L.A. and on London's Channel 4) where Raylene and Malone were riffing on cooking during a segment.But can porn stars really cook? "There are a lot of porn stars who don't know how to cook," Malone admits, "but they really like to show off their domestic side as most people only get to see them fucking on film. For example, in the first edition of Cooking With Pornstars, Raylene was very exited to cook, and she made seven dishes for the DVD. Granted, they were all instant dishes like Rice-A-Roni, but she still poured the water in!" As the irrepressible spirit of the holidays once again falls upon southern California, Malone can't help but gush over his favorite segment in the brand new Cooking With Pornstars for the Holidays DVD.  "Nakita Kash and Calli Cox actually made the quintessential holiday white trash side dish," swoons Malone, "which is the famous green bean casserole with little onion crunches on top."Granted, the dish may not sound very appetizing (until you see who's cooking it), but Malone still waxes sentimental over the segment. "It's extremely festive," he says "and instead of mistletoe there's bong loads." Those who don't celebrate Christmas need not despair. Expect a Hanukkah DVD next year, says Malone. "We're going to do a Cooking With Pornstars for Hanukkah next year with only Jewish porn stars and hopefully a live circumcision." It seems the spirit of giving is alive and well for all denominations in the heart of Southern California's San Fernando Valley. For more information on Cooking With Pornstars for the Holidays and Colin's TV show Colin's Sleazy Friends, check out www.sleazycolin.com .
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