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The art of X-rated paper folding Website under review: underground.zork.net/  We thought that stumbling on the pornigami website was quite a find. I mean, the idea is a good one, very clever. It contains instructions on making origami figures such as two people in the missionary position, or doing it doggy style, and even a vagina folded out of a dollar bill —the perfect way to make that stripper remember you. Mind you, this is very different than kokogami, the ancient Japanese art of making origami to actually be worn on the cock. This is just X-rated paper folding.  The site should have let us know that we needed previous origami experience. It also didn't tell us that we needed origami paper —that super-thin rice paper that comes in precut squares. So I gathered three assistants to attempt the pornigami.The first thing that went wrong was I couldn't even figure out how to print the damn instructions. They didn't fit on the page. I chose the two I could print and still read once I shrunk them enough to fit on the page. A few of them looked like they were drawn by either a five year old or my father the physicist. Due to these technical difficulties, we ended up with instructions for only the penis-eater and the vagina pornigami. (It was brought to our attention that these are really the same thing anyway.)  This site is not for novices. You must have a working knowledge of origami terms such as "valley" (which is oddly used as a verb), "mountain" and that very technical origami term, "squash down."Here are a few random thoughts I heard during the afternoon of filthy folding: "Is it in or out?" (A question that has probably stumped more than one pornigami expert.) "The dashes aren't drawn clearly, no wonder I couldn't make the labia." "My cunt is lopsided." Pornigami may sound like fun. It may sound innocent, or perhaps even soothing. But when you can't find the clit in a folded piece of paper, your self-esteem may suffer to no end. But hey, as one of my pornigami helpers so eloquently put it, "When people from Long Island try to do Japanese art, bad things happen." To try pornigami for yourself: underground.zork.net/.
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