In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home after sundown, and if you are nude. (But what if you're fully-clothed at 5:15 pm in the side yard? Hmmmmm…)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.
 A law in Oblong, Ill. makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Neb. are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts. This reminds me of that warning that comes on mattresses. Who really checks this shit? |
How to tell if a girl is a lesbian
10. Mullet or shaved head
9. Brings U-Haul to Second Date
8. Uses "goddess" instead of "god"
7. Has played every position on the company softball team
6. Has home copies of every Lifetime movie ever aired
5. Drives a truck bigger than yours
4. Drives a motorcycle bigger than yours
3. Owns leather chaps, and wears them
2. Short fingernails —if she's not gay, she's a biter
1. Bulge in pants rivals the late John Holmes
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