Women are more creative auto-eroticists, and masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship. Women are also better self-starters, with 60 percent claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, compared to only 25 percent of men.
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. There have been 80 documented cases since. We're not sure if having two penises is a good thing or simply a nuisance. Two cases of blue balls? Not fun. Being able to double penetrate a woman without having to involve another man? Priceless.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife may legally kill her husband, but only with her bare hands. However, the husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired. We've come a long way baby, but until women can use hatchets, chainsaws and ice picks like any good Hong Kong man, we haven't come far enough!
 During foreplay, a woman's breast size can increase up to 25 percent—another great reason for oral sex.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only two inches, proving it is width and not length that actually matters.
In the 1950s it was found that 75 percent of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting only a few seconds. The longest documented orgasm for a woman is one minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked at 156 mph. This explains the loss of reasoning that occurs during a really good back massage. |
Top Ten Signs Your Boyfriend Might Be Gay
10. Takes more time to get ready to go out than you do.
9. Will only drink tropical-themed cocktails.
8. Watches the playoffs with his pants around his ankles.
7. Had to see Chicago the night it opened.
6. Shoos you out of the room when Will and Grace comes on.
5. Eats a Popsicle more suggestively than you do.
4. Has a $2000 credit limit at Williams-Sonoma.
3. Spends his workday evening in men's locker rooms instead of coming home to you.
2. Owns more pairs of Daisy Dukes than you do.
1. His bum is waxed better than yours. |
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