 A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Something has to make up for their sty-ish living conditions.
Males, on average, think about sex every seven seconds. I find this statistic to be complete bullshit and simply demeaning to men everywhere. I mean, if this were true, when would there be any time for thinking about beer or sports?
For every "normal" webpage, there are five porn pages. If you don't believe us click on any page that starts XXXTEENPUSSYXXXASSFUCKING and count the pop-ups.
A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly. So go ahead, do your part and fight the common cold!
The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so. So naturally, they chose the other "f"-footbinding.
 Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. Thus, Tom Cruise playing Lestat in Interview With the Vampire.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. You don't believe us? www.dolphinsex.org |
Top Ten Signs You're Not Getting Laid (Enough)
10. You not only strip the label off your bottle of beer, you strip off everyone else's, too.
9. You can't even watch the CSPAN channel without seeing some sexual subtext.
8. Navigating through Moviefone is enough to instigate a healthy round of phone sex.
7. You start to wonder what all of your ex's are up to.
6. Bumpy bus ride = prelude to masturbation.
5. You've just ordered a second ATM card for your favorite stripper.
4. There's a sign that reads, "Vacancy" on your pants.
3. Your new cologne/perfume is Desperation by Calvin Klein.
2. You're masturbating with your other hand to get the feeling of someone new.
1. A bleak, joyless existence has sapped you of your will to live. |
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