Sex is a beauty treatment. Last week, we learned that sex boosts the immune system. This week, we learn that science proves when women make love, they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
In addition, gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
 Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts. Is there a correlation between beer bongs and better oral skills?
During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanently lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. Later, they learned that all the heroin injected by jazz musicians might be to blame instead.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. The caveman is the most progressive. That's fucked.
The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to Ye Olde Days, when England was severely under populated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague. The King issued an official order to... "Fornicate Under Command of the King." This brings a whole new meaning to "Ask not what your country can do for you, but you can do for your country." |
Top Ten Valentine's Day Exclamations
10. "Oh, how sweet!"
9. "How the fuck am I supposed to get in that?"
8. "Oh stop it, that doesn't make you gay!"
7. "Did you get these roses at freakin' Safeway?!"
6. "Giddyup!"
5. "When you said happy VD, I didn't think you meant that!"
4. "Mmmllff!"
3. "I hope that's melted chocolate on your moustache, Dirty Sanchez!"
2. "Gulp!"
1. "I love you, now fuck me, fucker!" |
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