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  So you spent all your hard-earned money on a raw oyster dinner and a box of dark chocolates for the one you wanted to be your Valentine. You thought it was a good idea-not only would she think you were thoughtful and caring, but the oysters and chocolate would be great for her libido as well-thus, doubling your chances to score. Right?Wrong. The expert dietitians at the Johns Hopkins Weight Management Center claim that there is no proof that raw oysters, dark chocolates, or even chili peppers work as aphrodisiacs. They claim that the only way to improve your libido is to eat right and exercise. The bottom line? If you're in shape and looking good you've got way more chances to get laid then by offering up some raw shellfish. Go figure. Whoops. An 18-year-old Indian "woman" discovered that she was really a man after going into the hospital complaining of pain in her lower abdomen. Tests discovered something way more exciting than appendicitis-a developing male sex organ. After a two and a half hour operation the penis was freed. If he's 18 and his dick was still developing than he's probably got way more problems then buying a new wardrobe. The doctors celebrated the occasion by saying "A son is born." The new "son" was given a new name and must remain under observation for ten days. At least this will give his boyfriend a chance to get used to the fact that he's really been sleeping with a man. Growth in penile extensions.  The Indian man above might be a good candidate for the one of the fastest growing plastic surgery fads: penis enlargement. More than a third of plastic surgery patients in 2002 in the UK were men, according to The Harley Medical Group.The number one procedure was penis extension. Two was nose surgery followed by liposuction-which, by the way, was the most popular for women, followed by breast enlargement and then laser hair removal. Why the sudden surge in concern for their cock size? The ability to swell now and pay later, or more simply put, to charge plastic surgery on their credit cards. Kind of like sex without a condom-instant gratification versus long term financial burden. Hey, if it helps you get laid, who cares?
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