In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
A camel's penis is called a "dude", and a blue whale's penis is called a "dork". This puts a whole new spin on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. Will the ambulance misogyny never end??? And what if it's an emergency?
"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position." This brings to mind other would-be phrases, such as "Uranus penetrata".
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Want to know more? Check out Crispin Glover in Wild at Heart.
Intercourse peaks in July. Insert any of the hundreds of "fireworks" jokes you can think of here.
A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. The remaining 11% still live in their mother's basement engaging in Dungeons and Dragons marathons.
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