 In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. This lends a deep understanding to "when pigs fly." (ba-doom-cha)
According to the Kinsey Institute, the smallest erect penis tops off at 1 3/4 inches. When he gets cold he is the only man on earth to actually have a negative measurement.
Sixty percent of men and 54 percent of women have had a one night stand. Six percent of the women were expecting at least a call the next day…
 A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. But what about residential streets, are the suburbs moose nookie free? And how do they deal with moose sex-offenders?
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably get it on. For the sakes of all of his dinner guests, I'm hoping it wasn't the dining table.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the 16th century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon. For the record, perfume was invented in order to mask the smell of pomade.
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. Come on, people, let's roll! |
Top Ten Reasons to Suggest Anal Sex to Your Girlfriend
10. Because deep down you know she wants it. Sure…
9. You can't make babies that-a-way.
8. You want to test drive Goodyear's new steel-belted condom.
7. You're a repressed homosexual who wants to see how the other half lives.
6. You're tired of looking at each other's faces.
5. You never have to leave the spooning position, so it's, umm, romantic.
4. It's that time of the month, and you're a superstitious Jamaican. "Blood clot!"
3. Watching all those episodes of Oz has had some bizarre impact on your subconscious.
2. She gives bad head.
1. After two years and 872 acts of intercourse, why the fuck not?
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