 The female praying mantis gets her groove on during intercourse when she eats her way through the male's head and reaches his brain. Crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle! Mmmmmm…
If it were "painless, safe and free," most men (55 percent) would urge their mates to get breast implants.
If they had to choose, most men would rather be five-foot-two inches tall with a seven-inch penis (62 percent), than six-foot-two inches tall with a three-inch penis (36 percent).
Barbie has been an astronaut, a presidential candidate, a pilot, an army officer, a Marine, and a doctor. Ken has been a ballet dancer, Barbie's executive assistant, a figure skater and flight attendant.
For the low, low price of $160, you can take a six-day "how to" class in prostitution in Amsterdam.
A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! |
Top Ten Reasons for Women to Wear a Thong
10. Because it rhymes with "bong."
9. It also rhymes with "song;" just ask Sisqo.
8. It gently obscures the deadly VPL (visible panty lines).
7. When it doesn't do the above, at least it looks sexy.
6. That "creeping up the ass" feeling? Trust us, you'll get used to it.
5. All the cool girls are wearing them.
4. Less material to "get in the way."
3. That "thong straps up the sides of the hips" look… love it!
2. Your boyfriend will love you for it.
1. Your girlfriend will love you for it.
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