 Every day, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment. There's 2000, there's 2000, there's another 2000…
It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt. Now he's much more respectable (or Scottish?).
Thirty percent of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends. Just in case you ever wondered why Viagra stock kept rising…
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only two seconds. Even more amazing is the fact that any sex act can be performed mid-air in two seconds.
A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc. Ladies! Here's a totally valid reason to curb the whole sports watching addiction!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein, which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece. This must be why everyone in ancient Greece was so darned healthy—just look at all those statues.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word "aguacate" which is derived from the Aztec word "ahuacati," which means testicle. This makes a helluva lot more sense to me than "huevos," which means "eggs." So, would you rather be told you've got a huge set of avocados or eggs? |
Top Ten Reasons Men End Up Alone
10. Wearing that "15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Women" shirt.
9. Epic 10-hour online gaming sessions, complete with two Domino's pizzas and a Big Gulp.
8. Carrying more than three pens at anytime in your shirt pocket. Or just having a shirt pocket!
7. One word: mullet
6. Showing off your extensive Star Wars toy collection on the first date? Not very suave…
5. Every sentence starts with, "I hate it when girls… "
4. It's called a toothbrush. Don't be afraid.
3. She can smell your cologne before you even leave the house. A little goes a long way, hombre.
2. "You know, I really relate to this Curb Your Enthusiasm guy."
1. A deep-seeded resentment of women. |
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