Get Wet with I Rub My Duckie

Rub My Duckie, you're the one… I know, not that original, but still cute. And a toy like this needs a cute headline. The geniuses behind this have made the traditional rubber duckie into a vibrator! It even floats like a regular rubber duckie. Perfect for those who want to be incognito or those who want to show off. The day mine arrived, I showed it to everyone I saw, and not one girl didn't want one.

I've reviewed close to one hundred sex toys in my career, so believe me, I know that performance is more important then appearance. I Rub My Duckie does not disappoint. Once I stopped giggling at having a duck in my pussy I relaxed and let it do its thing. Not too loud and plenty strong, I Rub My Duckie is a great vibrator.

The one drawback might be the fact that it only allows for clitoral orgasms. Unless, of course, you want to stick a duck butt up your cunt.

In short, I Rub My Duckie gets an A+ rating, both in cute and orgasm quotient. Another bonus, it's quiet, so no one will ever know. It comes in black and yellow, look at it as original and extra fancy. It's 5 1/2" long, 5 1/2" in diameter. Uses two AA batteries (included). $20 at Good Vibrations. Get one here.

Bedding Bozo

Vibo the Clown may make you giggle, but who cares if he also makes you come? Remove his hat and there's a bullet vibe that turns on and off by turning his little clown feet. Another vibe that's in disguise, slip his hat back on and he's just another clown. Bullet measures 2 1/4" long, 1" in diameter. Uses one AA battery, one speed. Hard plastic with fabric hat. He's a little louder then the duckie but he does fit right in your pocket. And a steal at $15. He'll get you off and crack you up. Get one here.

Helloooo, Kitty!

Um, cute is an understatement here. Hello Kitty and her teddy bear sit atop a pink rocket-style vibrator. The vibrations are gentle and she's just as quiet, but so damn cute! This one is another great gift, and a necessary addition to any toy box. This one definitely got two thumbs up. 5 1/2" long, 1 1/2" in diameter. Uses one AA battery (included), one speed. Pink plastic. $30, but oh so worth it. Get one here.