My partner asked me why I needed one more vibrator. And I really didn't, but this one was so cool looking that I couldn't pass it up. Plus, if you're going to collect something why not make it things you can admire and put to good use? What better use is there than having an orgasm? This vibrator isn't just cute: the nose acts like a probe, the tail tickles your clit and its bumpy spine is good for extra sensation. Inside its purple skin are pearls that operate by separate controls at the base for three rotation speeds and five vibration/pulsing options. It's a little loud, but you almost expect that from a dragon, right? 5 1/2" long, 1 1/2" in diameter. It uses four AA batteries which are included. Simply wipe off with a clean, wet cloth and your dragon is good as new. At only $60 at Good Vibrations, this dragon shouldn't scare anyone away.
Rabbit Pearl
This is the original, real Rabbit Pearl. And there's a reason that so many other vibes have tried to copy this one (don't worry, this is the authentic version from Japan, not the Rabbit Pearl that's been recalled all across Europe). This is hands down the best vibrator I've ever had. Seriously. Not much more needs to be said but this little toy was the best investment of my life. The controller comes on a cord long enough for you to comfortabley move around and adjust variable speeds. The tumbling plastic pearls in the rotating midsection create a unique sensation against the vaginal walls and the rabbit ears flutter exactly right against the clitoris. 5" long, 1 1/2" in diameter. Uses three C batteries in its variable-speed battery pack. The Rabbit Pearl comes in translucent pink vinyl (so you can see the pearls). A word of warning, this isn't exactly a quiet little bunny, but after a few seconds, even if you do notice, you won't even care. You may think that $80 is a little much. But this may be the only toy you'll ever need for the rest of your life. Clean like the dragon, simply wipe off with a clean, wet cloth. Try not to immerse the motor in water, that way you'll avoid corrosion and have your Rabbit forever.
Midnight Vibe
This midnight blue jelly rubber vibe has a subtly sparkly sheen. It was actually the second vibrator I ever bought. The first being a classic smoothie. I'll admit it, I wore it out. It took me a long time to get another one (there were so many other things to try). But I'm glad I did. The little nubs at the base provide additional clitoral stimulation and this vibe is quiet enough to use anywhere. It's my favorite one to take home to my parents house—strong enough to relieve all my stress, but quiet enough not to cause any more. This vibe is 6 1/2" long, 1 3/8" in diameter. It uses two AA batteries, and has a variable speed. Since this is a jelly toy, it's porous so I use a condom over mine to keep it totally clean and bacteria free. Condom or not, keep yours clean with antibacterial soap and water. At $22 this vibe is a steal.