Fourteen percent of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time. Sixty percent of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
The first condoms in the U.S. were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive, annoyingly thick and meant to be reused. Were they washer safe or dry clean only?
 The original representation of Cupid by the Greeks was that of a beautiful young boy whose naked form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.
Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means "Big Tits." Come on now, who didn't ever snicker when they heard "Grand Tetons?" How about Lake Titicaca? You know who you are.
Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women. Knock, knock, knock…"Trojan calling!"
In Harrisburg, Penn., it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth. Well, thank goodness for that, everyone remembers the Pennsylvania Truck Driver Toll Both Sex Crisis of '68, right? |
Top Ten Reasons to Cheat on Your Partner
10. It’s been days since that useless heap took out the trash.
9. Because, umm, it’ll… make your love stronger?
8. The constant presence of flatulence in your relationship has rendered you incapable of arousal.
7. Your statement of intent to bugger Laura Harring from Mulholland Drive elicited merely a shrug.
6. Your statement of intent to be buggered by Stuart Townsend elicited merely a grunt.
5. If you’re a hetero girl, and you cheat with another girl, it doesn’t count.
4. Internet sex? C’mon, that’s not cheating!
3. Forbidden fruit is fun, fun, fun.
2. Hundreds of bad late night Cinemax movies have soiled your judgment.
1. What the fuck? Tomorrow we could reinstate the draft.
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