Lipstick is believed to have been invented in ancient Egypt for women who specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a store's walk-in meat freezer. I find it odd they had to ban this action, because that implies it was an incessant "problem."
According to a survey done by the American Management Association, about 40 percent of workplace romances lead to marriage or a long-term relationship.
 While "parthenologist" makes one think it's the study of the Parthenon, it's actually someone who specializes in the study of virgins and virginity.
The Egyptian Ankh is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Once again, I find that there are no words.
Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex. |
Top Ten Erotic-Themed Drinks
10. Cocktail: more of a category than a drink, but had to throw that in.
9. Sex on the beach: vodka, peach Schnapps, cranberry and grapefruit juice.
8. Velvet kiss: gin, crème de banana, grenadine, cream.
7. Slippery nipple: sambuca, Bailey’s.
6. Buttery nipple: butterscotch Schnapps, Bailey’s.
5. Red hot lover: too many fucking ingredients to name.
4. Multiple orgasm: vodka, amaretto, Kahlua, Bailey’s.
3. Creamy thigh: crème de cocao, butterscotch Schnapps, o.j., Kahlua, milk.
2. Lover’s kiss: amaretto, brandy, crème de cacao, rum, cream.
1. Blow job: Kahlua, Bailey’s, vodka. |
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