 Chimps produce almost three times more sperm than humans relative to body weight. Don't feel down, fellow humans. It just goes to show that a little goes a long way.
In Ventura County, Calif., cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Go ahead, I dare you. Apply for that permit.
The first striptease dance was supposedly performed in Paris, France on March 13, 1894. I have a hard time believing that this was the world's first strip tease. My guess would be more along the lines of "Ooogg" performed a sexy loincloth tease during the Antediluvian Age.
According to a survey done by the American Management Association, about 40 percent of workplace romances lead to marriage or a long-term relationship. Guilty. Add another percent.
Studies have shown that a woman's sense of smell may be 2000 times greater before pregnancy than during it. However, pregnancy probably makes her 2000 times more likely to puke when she smells canned tuna. |
Top Ten Things to Give Up for Lent:
10. Communion wafers.
9. The idea that you’ll go the whole time before Easter without a Cadbury crème egg. Yum.
8. Colonoscopies.
7. Bad TV. Your time on this mortal coil is too precious to waste watching Jay Leno.
6. Bad sex. Your time on this mortal coil is too precious to waste waiting for it to end.
5. Anchovy paste. And while you’re at it, never go back.
4. Hot water and toilet paper—you’re Catholic, you’re supposed to suffer during Lent, fer chrissakes.
3. The notion that a single, omnipotent, omniscient, paternal deity figure exists.
2. Sodomy… go on, I dare you.
1. Lent. |
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