The origin of the English word "orgasm" derives from the Greek, "orgaein," meaning "to swell" or "be excited or lustful."
In some places in Ecuador, the husband can return the bride to her family if he determines she is not a virgin. I hope she can return the groom if she determines he's a lousy in the sack.
 Two of the main causes of temporary impotence are tight pants and prolonged cigarette smoking. But hey, Dennis Leary has kids…
According to researchers, if a man spends the day with his female partner and has sexual intercourse with her, he will ejaculate far fewer sperm than would be the case if the pair had spent the day apart. So there you go girls. If you're trying to conceive, spend the weekend out with your friends, come home, then pounce on him.
In the original Grimm fairly tale of “Sleeping Beauty,” the prince has sex with her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. Isn't that always the way?
The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones. Ah, the good old days. |
Top Ten Ways to Tell Your Partner, “I Love You”:
10. Oral sex.
9. Breakfast in bed.
8. Cleaning the house without being told to.
7. Buying a CD he/she loves, and you hate.
6. Discrete hand job in car/theater/church.
5. New underwear; not for them, for you.
4. Unsolicited back/foot/miscellaneous appendage rub.
3. Candlelight dinner, followed by anal over the bathroom sink.
2. Give up the remote control for a whole night.
1. What are you, stupid? Just say it! It’s not that hard… |
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