The average couple spends 14 minutes on foreplay. That's before and after their four or so hours of TV a night.
 Eighty-five percent of all Canadian brides acquire a diamond ring. The other 15 percent eventually acquire a divorce.
On average, 278 bacteria colonies are exchanged during a typical kiss. Imagine how many are exchanged during sex.
Sixty-six percent of runners think about having sex when they run, but only eight percent of runners think about running when having sex.
King Mongkut was considered the word's greatest lover, beating out Casanova, Don Juan, and you.
Great news for those of you who can't afford roses: the orange blossom is the flower that represents everlasting love.
After fathering 160 children, Pharaoh Ramses II has something else to remember him by: the Ramses condom. Hopefully it's stronger at stopping sperm than Ramses himself was. |
Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Stripper:
10. Sit right up at the edge of the stage and toss quarters up.
9. The old Al Bundy “dollar on a fishing line” trick.
8. “Why did your parents name you Coco?”
7. Keep shouting “Take it off!” after she’s taken it off.
6. “Yeah, but you weren’t born a woman, right?”
5. Wear a sports cup during the lap dance.
4. Keep a roll of quarters in your pocket; she’ll be impressed, until you pay her with it.
3. “I’ve got pictures of the wife and kids in my wallet, wanna see?”
2. Ask her how much for anal.
1. Try to get her phone number, her real name, or any indication that you’re more to her than an ATM with bad breath and a spare tire. |
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