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 Jacking off. Pulling the pud. Spanking the monkey. There are many euphemisms for masturbation, but the bottom line is that there are not many variations on the male form of self-pleasure. There’s a simple, basic formula that works every time, but hey, variety is the spice of life, right? So it’s natural that after, say, a few thousand times of yankin’ the plank (even with the occasional experiment in ambidextrousness), one might look into new ways to get your rocks off that don’t involve, oh I don’t know, a partner or something.  Enter the Fleshlight.If you haven’t seen this handy gizmo, the Fleshlight is basically a flashlight-looking device that you stick yer pecker in. The Fleshlight is the self-proclaimed “best-selling masturbation adult sex toy,” made from a patented gel insert called Real Feel Super Skin® housed in a fake nine-and-a-half-inch-long flashlight case. This thing is the most self celebrated sex toy I have seen on the market in years… users can chat with each other and post and share pictures of themselves using their Fleshlight on their website, or they can even visit their very own MIRC channel #fleshlight. There a couple of things to consider when you are thinking of purchasing a Fleshlight. First of all, there is the initial investment of $49.95 (all right, I have heard that a more realistic sex toy there is not, so I purchased the Lavender Butt Fleshlight, being an ass man my self). Second, when your Fleshlight does arrive, you will discover that, not unlike your real live partner, this sex toy does require a commitment. For starters, you have to wet it and lube it before fucking it. Then clean it and wash it, as well as dust it with cornstarch when you are done so it doesn’t dry out and loose its shape. It is also kind of heavy (don’t let go of this sucker when your cock is in it!), and works best when you hold it with both hands. The Fleshlight is supposed to feel like you are getting some, but in my opinion my own hand feels better, and when I close my eyes I can’t tell the difference between the two. Still, if you can deal with the cost and commitment of the Fleshlight, it can be a nice change of pace from what I assume is at least your daily routine.
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