When a male bush cricket ejaculates, he loses about a quarter of his body weight—contributing a massive ejaculate that the female hungrily gobbles down as food. For an average human male, this would be about fifty pounds of semen. For an average human male gay porn star on a diet, this would be breakfast for a week.
In Bangkok there exist around a dozen major "massage parlors" that are comparable in size to a major department store. Often three to four stories tall, they include cafes, bars, and other rooms in addition to the private massage rooms on the upper floors, and employ over 100 young women to cater to male sexual needs. Hey, they don’t call it Bangkok for nothing.
 The bumblebee eelworm has an amazing sex life. First off, it has sex in the wet ground, after which the male eelworm dies. Now impregnated, it makes its way to find a queen bee host. Now here comes the fun part. Her vagina begins to expand and grow until it first takes over the womb and ovaries. But it doesn't stop there. It continues to grow until it has completely overtaken its entire being. The body simply shrivels up and drops away. It is now 100 percent vagina! It stays that way until the worms hatch out of the eggs. I’ve heard Courtney Love reproduces the same way.
In April of 1970, a jury awarded Gloria Sykes of Dearborn Heights, Michigan $50,000 because of an injury she obtained while on a San Francisco Railway cable car. Besides getting a couple of black eyes and a few bruises, she claimed the trauma of the whole event turned her into a nymphomaniac. After the accident, she once had sex 50 times within five days. Sheesh, it’s a good thing she didn’t get into an accident while on a BART train.
United States President, Lyndon Johnson, loved showing off his penis, which he nicknamed Jumbo. You wouldn’t think that a guy who loves whippin’ it out would have a thimble dick, would you? |
Top Ten Ron Jeremy Film Titles:
10. Babe (Same as the Styx song, and ummm, not that pig movie.)
9. Swing Rave (The urban myth brought to life.)
8. Lust of Blackula (We’ll assume he wasn’t in the title role.)
7. 9 ½ Inches (Again, no title role here.)
6. 9 ½ Weeks (No joke, he was in the real thing with Kim Basinger.)
5. Bad Mama Jama and the Fat Ladies of the Evening (For once, the pudgy Hedgehog in his own league as opposed to say, Juli Ashton, who normally wouldn’t fuck him even to preserve the species.)
4. Whore of the Worlds (‘Nuff said.)
3. John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (Funny to think how Ron was slumming it for this one.)
2. Frankenpenis (I’m still waiting for the sequel, Bride of Frankenpenis.)
1. Fuck You! (Again, ‘nuff said.) |
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