Contrary to popular belief, the average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. Not 40, not 38…39 minutes. Ready, set….go!
Fifty-eight percent of couples like dirty talk during sex. I guess the other forty-two percent is missing out.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. They must be part of that forty-two percent from the last fact, the poor saps.
Twenty-two percent of couples rent porno flicks at least once. Maybe I'm jaded, but this statistic seems awfully low to me. Perhaps the more accurate statistic is, "only twenty-two percent of couples actually admit to renting a porno at least once."
 French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member. This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "pussy power."
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. Guess all those Bolivians are going to have to fly out to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch to live out that fantasy; I kid you not when I say that there is indeed a mother-daughter team working there.
In Nevada, sex without a condom is considered illegal. How do they end up having kids there? It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.. |
Top Ten Erotic British Euphemisms:
10. Dillius (dildo).
9. Bugger (anal sex).
8. Frenchie (condom).
7. Knickers (underwear).
6. Meat 'n' two veg (male genitalia).
5. Wanker (can describe a contemptible git, but literally means masturbater).
4. How's your father? (the act of sex).
3. Rogering (see number 4).
2. Map of Tassie (vagina).
1. Shake hot coconuts from the veiny love tree (masturbate). |
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