 In some societies, there are myths that the vagina is lined with teeth or thorns, which can damage the penis. In our society, it really is.
Tantra is a form of Buddhism that turns to sexuality to transcend the limitations of human life. Men who practice Tantric yoga may learn to become multi-orgasmic; if only they could learn to make their partners multi-orgasmic…
Freud theorized that females were biologically inferior to males, and spent their lives suffering from feelings of jealousy, inferiority, and penis envy. He said, "Anatomy is destiny." He also was a huge cocaine addict, a condition that often leads to impotence. Makes you wonder what kind of penis envy he had…
Female orgasm isn't limited to the human species. Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans. Is it any wonder they barely do anything but fuck?
Human females (unlike all other animals) have a forward-tilting uterus, which facilitates face-to-face intercourse. Is that necessarily a good thing?
A sex change has never been performed in Ireland. The fact that there are no unbombed clinics left might have something to do with it. |
Top Ten Kitchen Sex Aids:
10. Barbecue tongs.
9. Ice cream scooper.
8. Egg beater (don’t ask).
7. Spatula (for paddling).
6. Ice cubes.
5. Hand mixer.
4. Rolling pin (for extra-adventurous girls).
3. Egg timer (to guard against premature ejaculation).
2. Chip clip (those big clothespin-looking things make great nipple clamps).
1. Crisco. |
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