Most detailed record of phalli amputated in battle:
In 1300 BC King Menephta returned to Karnak in Egypt after defeating the Libyans. As a mark of his success he brought with him more than 13,000 phalli taken from his defeated adversaries. On an ancient monument at Karnak details of his success are given:
Phalluses of Libyan generals… six
Phalluses cut off Libyans… 6,359
Sirculians killed, phalluses cut off… 222
Etruscans killed, phalluses cut off… 542
Greeks killed, phalluses presented to the King… 6,111
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In South Africa, one of the countries hardest hit by HIV/AIDS, almost a third of people (31%) admit they've had sex without a condom in the last year, even though 99% believe their country is facing a serious problem with the epidemic.
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Top Ten Reasons to Masturbate:
10. The S.O. (significant other) has gone out of town/left for work/went out with her friends/gone to get groceries/is in the shower/is on the phone with her mother/has left you forever to drown in the accumulating pool of your own bitter, lonely tears.
9. As an extra credit project for your human sexuality class.
8. To spite the pope.
7. To spite your parents.
6. To spite that whole Catholic “every sperm is sacred” idea.
5. The girls in that porn would be very hurt and might suffer from esteem issues if they knew you didn’t.
4. Someone has just asked you to proofread a book manuscript called Whackin’ It.
3. It brings you closer to God.
2. These are troubling times. Sometimes it feels like reality is crashing in all around us. And, with the exception of actual sexual contact with another human being, nothing quite insulates us from these hostile elements quite like jerkin’ off.
1. Because it’s there. |