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All the Way Arnold We're all familiar with the mudslinging that comes with politics, but what do you with mud you dished out when it's thrown back in your face? You wipe it off and smile. At least that's what our newest celeb-turned-politician is doing. According to Britain's The Mirror newspaper, in August 1977 Arnold told Oui porn magazine that "he had participated in a gangbang, slept with countless groupies and smoked cannabis." He spoke of one specific account where a black woman walked into Gold's gym naked and all the men jumped on her and took turns with her. In addition to this gangbang he claims he's had as wild a youth as the coke-sniffing George W, and that he's had his share of sex.  Ok, ok so that was 1972 when Sex-addled Schwarzenegger was shooting steroids to get ready for the Mr. Universe competition. But in 1988 he told Playboy magazine that he would never allow his wife or mother to wear pants when they were seen with him because dresses were more feminine.Ok, ok so that was 1988, but what about this quote pulled from this July, 2003 Esquire interview: "As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or have nothing else to offer', which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked." When confronted with these allegations Schwarzenegger said that he hadn't been planning his whole life to be a politician, so hadn't lived like one. Maybe that flies for his 70s sex phase but last month, Arnie? I guess he's hoping all those beautiful blondes don't read Esquire or know how to vote. Who knows, maybe porn star and Gubernatorial hopeful Mary Carey will pick up that demographic? She's blonde, big breasted but also smart. After all, it was her idea to offer a dinner date for everyone who donated $5000 for her campaign. She's probably smart enough to realize that every testosterone controlled male will read more into that and hope he will be that special guy to dip into desert as well, even though she's stressed that dinner is all she's offering. If sex starved guys can delude themselves into thinking that, that's not Carey's problem. And once they've forked over their $5000 there isn't much they can say except maybe "Eat that Arnold."  Your Worst NightmareImagine waking up from surgery on your bladder and reaching down to scratch your balls and realizing that wasn't just a bad dream: your penis is actually gone. Sounds like a comedy/horror film written by an irate woman, but unfortunately for Hurshell Ralls that is his life. According to Reuters, Ralls' attorney Steve Briley said that his client was having surgery in 1999 to remove a cancerous bladder, which would likely include the removal of his prostate gland. Doctors removed Ralls' penis after they mistakenly thought the cancer had spread to the male sex organ. The two doctors are now being charged with not seeking consent for the penis amputation and negligence. A pathology test indicated that Ralls' penile tissue was not cancerous. What more does his lawyer need to say then: "Mr. Ralls was not informed that he was going to wake up and not have a penis."
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