According to Susan Lark, MD, director of the PMS Self-Help Center in Los Altos, Calif., having sex with orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
The passage of the bible that discourages masturbation is Genesis 38:7-11, which is a story about when Judah's son, Er, died childless and his brother, Onan, was required to impregnate Er's widow. During sex, Onan withdrew and "spilled his seed," which displeased God, who eventually killed him. Onanism means "male masturbation" and "coitus interruptus."
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.
At the time of the Reformation, there were 100,000 prostitutes in England.
The prophet Hosea was commanded to marry a prostitute because Israel, herself, hath committed great whoredom.
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Top Ten Ways to Repel a Girl:
10. Wear the shirt with a picture of two pigs having sex, with the words “Makin’ bacon.”
9. The dreaded comb-over.
8. Goin’ dutch on the first dinner date at the Kentucky Fried Chicken/Taco Bell combo (known affectionately as “KenTaco Bell.”)
7. Pull up to her house with “Rhinestone Cowboy” blaring on your car stereo.
6. Ask what her RPG (Role-Playing Game) character name is.
5. “So, I heard you have a trust fund.”
4. “Oh hell no, I haven’t worked in months.”
3. Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on the pickup truck.
2. “Is that your best friend? Wow, she’s hot!”
1. Star Trek crew shirt.
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