 Because they are in heat, female baboons will show their buttocks to males.
The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long.
When turning to sex with animals, Marquesan men are more likely to have sex with chickens.
Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate.
In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds.
Slugs can fertilize their own eggs.
Most giraffes are bisexual.
Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
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Top Ten Bad Blonde Jokes
10. Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?
A: They don't like their brains being screwed with.
9. Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
8. Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
A: Penicillin.
7. Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
6. Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
5. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
4. Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
3. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde bitch?
A: A blonde will fuck anyone, a blonde bitch will fuck anyone but you.
2. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
1. Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone?
A: Ice cream cones don't lick back.
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