As soon as Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20%.
Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg's Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation. How does "Breakfast of flaccid penises" sound as an ad slogan?
Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon. Look out, Danny Bonaduce!
On November 1, 1968, the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) created the "X" rating for excessively violent or sexually explicit films. A year later, the movie "Midnight Cowboy" was released with an "X" rating from the MPAA. It eventually won an Academy Award for Best Picture.
Men are six times more likely than women to peruse sexually explicit material on the Internet. Ha! Caught ya!
For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller. How's THAT for an incentive to diet?
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Top Ten Ways to Make Your Breasts Look Bigger:
1. Tissues
2. Socks
3. Padded Bra
4. WonderBra
5. Water Bra
6. Those amazing rubbery inserts or those same new rubbery inserts that are now a bra 'cause they put a little snap thing between the two rubber cups.
7. Deftly applied makeup (?!?)
8. Tight bra/shirt
9. Keep your arms crossed all the time
10. Plastic Surgery |