It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. Damn! Guess I'd better get my date back to the morgue!
It's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Sex? In a toll booth? Wonder if it'd be cool if the toll booth sex was with a toll taker�
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. A minimum of two feet between the beds is required, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. I say do it in the shower, just to be safe AND clean.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, forbids moose copulation on city streets. Good thing all Alaskan moose are really into waterbeds.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm. Shooting off other things, however, is totally fine and understandable!
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle, they are required to honk their horn three times and wait two minutes before approaching. Hmmm, sounds like a song! "Honk three times on your cop horn if you wanna see..."
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In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. A minimum of two feet between the beds is required, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. I say do it in the shower, just to be safe AND clean.