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 When I saw the double-box set of Space Nuts I knew I'd have to review it. Nothing excites me like excess, and a Wicked vid that's three hours long is definitely excessive. Sure, there are other porn flicks that last what seems like forever, with blowjob after anonymous blowjob, but Wicked is known for their high-quality, couples-friendly fare, and this space spoof was certainly not a disappointment!  The film offers spectacular sets, convincing costumes and better-than-average acting. Plus there are 10 - count 'em 10! - sex scenes! Granted, they're mostly of the formulaic suck-lick-screw variety, but cumulatively they generate enough heat for some hot action at home with the missus.Devinn Lane, as the Dark Witch, is sexy as hell in a dominatrix-way, expertly wielding a flogger on a few of her co-stars. Her scene with Evan Stone is her hottest. They start with a teasing tongue tango and lotsa licking. Stone spends some time sucking Lane's tits, to electrifying effect. She sucks his cock and he folds himself over her in a sexy 69, enthusiastically working her clit. What makes this pairing notable is a combination of Lane's theatrical moans and whimpers, her dark witch fetishness and what appears to be some serious sexual chemistry. Or maybe they're just better actors. Anyway, Stone unloads on her tits, they kiss and she sends him off to the holodeck pit of death. Proving, of course, that no good lay goes unpunished!  Also rewind-worthy is the coupling of Jessica Drake as the blue-skinned Uwhora with Evan Stone as space casino owner Captain Buzz Starfokker. (Insert guffaw here.) This blue babe is red-hot and her pink snatch contrasts well with those sapphire skin tones. Watching her get space probed by Stone's star-fucker impresses indeed.Screenplay credit is shared by Morgan and August Warwick, and a few of the phrases are pretty hilarious. Spears plays the "AI"-like manservant-turned-pleasure druid, delivering the line, "Your wish command is my function key." There are also amusing references to Star Wars, Star Trek, 2001: A Space Odyssey, SpaceBalls and Gladiator. Morgan has a marvelous sense of humor. Art direction and costuming by Rod Hopkins make this look like a big-budget production, though some of the special effects come off a bit video game-ish. My one question is, "What, no anal in space?" But again, Wicked's sex scenes do tend to be more tame than most, which is what MAKES them so couples-friendly. Overall this is an admirable piece of pornography, wankable, winkable and wacky! Space Nuts Wicked Pictures, 2003 Directed by Jonathan Morgan Starring: Stormy, Evan Stone, Devinn Lane, Mike Horner, Kim Chambers, Randy Spears, Kyle Stone, Scott Styles, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Casey Pink, Katie Morgan, Amber Rain, Hollie Stevens, Julian, Steve Hatcher and Trevor Zen with cameos by Shanna McCullough, Jim Enright and Ron Jeremy.
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