For all you ladies out there who want to learn how to seduce your man - or woman - or just learn some sexy dance moves, there's a class just for you. Erotic University, the famed Los Angeles Adult Education establishment, has a two-hour beginners class to teach those important steps to the aspiring pole-dancing diva.

Ever wonder how to walk and dance in high heels like a Stripper? Wanna learn that sexy swing around the pole? You can slink, slide and be nasty - we know you can. This class will just show you how easy and how elegantly (or decadently) you can do all this and more.

Touted as an introduction to the unique style of "Exotic Dancing" that has evolved in the underground of strip clubs over the years, the class promises to teach moves designed to entice and evoke desire. Aimed at beginners, it includes a proper warm up, an intro to Exotic Dance, some simple floorwork and an intro to Pole Dance. Bring your short shorts, high heels, sexy boots, tight exercise clothes or whatever you are comfortable in, and get ready to dance. You'll want to make sure whatever you wear is what you're going to feel your best in as you learn these new moves.

Your instructor is Shawn, an exotic dancer for over 10 years, but also a technically trained dancer. She specialized in pole acrobatics, also known as "polework". For you gals who may've been in a strip club like me and wished in green envy you knew how to do some of those fantastic moves, this woman is the perfect teacher with the right expertise. She worked in numerous clubs in various cities, including Los Angeles, New York City and Las Vegas. Although she no longer works as an exotic dancer, she still dances for fun.

The instructors make a simple request - please be considerate, and do not wear hand lotion or body lotion of any kind at all, it makes the poles slippery and it endangers you, and the other girls in the class.

The class is scheduled for Saturday, February 28th from 3 to 5pm. There is a fee of $30 per person. You must be over 18 to attend.

And if anyone knows where I can get one of those poles for my house, I'd love to know about it…