Above: Fiona Cheeks

One look at the back of this DVD box says it all: this is one filthy piece of smut! There are cocks crammed in every orifice and come splashed across every chick's face. So if you're looking for light couple's fare, look elsewhere. This shit is hardcore! That said, it is entertaining hardcore and the girls in this flick are laughing and smiling in between all their gagging and choking. They look like they're having a pretty good time getting double pumped and shellacked with scum. They fold themselves into a million positions with their partners like a well-choreographed drill team. Heh-heh, I said DRILL team!

Cherokee

In each vignette, our lovely lasses pose, grin and generally display their asses - and a fine collection of asses we have here! My favorite was Cherokee's; she's got a great, round tush on top of a pair of juicy, muscular thighs. Yum! She's paired with Mr. Marcus, and she starts her scene by gently kissing his Calvins. How cute! This broad bends herself into numerous pretzel-like configurations, but she's the only one who doesn't take it up the ass. Unless I was so distracted by her ass that...wait, I guess that couldn't be!

Belladonna, one of porn's filthiest bitches, convincingly acts like the guy she's teamed with is the best fuck on the planet. Now that's acting! She does plenty of her eye-boggling back arching, and she sports a short new hairdo. She's got a great set of just-the-right-size tits too. When she's kneeling on the floor sucking this guy's dick she gags herself and generates all sorts of spit, slobber and slurping. Whew! She is one hot cocksucker! And when he eventually sprays his load on her face, she manages more droll and spit. Oooh, she's a dirty one. And worth a few rewinds.

Austin preens in pretty pink ruffles before taking on two cocks at once. They use her hair to jerk off and she gurgles "Oh yeah" with one dick down her throat and one up her cooze. When these two spill their spooge, they completely paint her face and in her Behind the Scenes shorts, she whines, "Get me a rag! It burns!" Ah, beauty is pain, eh?

Austin O'Riley

Fiona and her flat little titties take on Surewood and friend for all sorts of sucking and fucking, switching positions with impressive agility. She also gets DPed in just as many interesting positions before receiving a mouthful of spunk from prick number one, which she proceeds to gargle with! Then she gamely awaits prick number two, which really propels, spraying across her face, into her ear and onto her hair. Huzzah!

Finally we see Olivia O'Lovely, an oh-so-lovely dark-eyed, raven-haired Latina. She's got stars suntanned onto her nipples that made me hit rewind - a few times! This babe is treated to some Surewood snatch-snuffling in between all her boning, which is bountiful. Every hole is stuffed until her two dudes can't do her no more and they spray her face. I was more alarmed by the horrifyingly bad baroque lamp that's visible right behind her head. Yikes! I guess I'm probably the only one who'd notice a background detail like that, though...

All told that's almost two hours of two-holes-at-a-time fun. It left me exhausted. But not too tired to go spelunking around the extra DVD goodies. The photo gallery is all hardcore - no glamour shots here! And the Behind the Scenes footage is a real treat, giving viewers some hilarious angles on the reality of a porn shoot as well as a window into these ladies' true personalities. I definitely enjoy seeing them in their "downtime" between takes, when they laugh and talk and generally act like real human beings instead of mere fucking machines. If you like hot babes, round asses and plenty of anal sex, you'll definitely get your money's worth with this flick! A keeper.

Azzfest
Production Quality: Good
How Hot? Hot!
Will Appeal To: Raunchy rompers and ass lovers worldwide
Video Team, 2003
Directed by Van Styles
Cast: Austin O'Riley, Belladonna, Cherokee, Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Brett Rockman,
Brian Surewood, Jay Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Mr. Marcus and Talon by Van Styles