Cleopatra had stones inserted in her vagina to prevent her from getting pregnant. So, no bun in the oven, but a stone in the tummy?

One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked. This partially explains the term "cuckold" but doesn't really fill you in on what the chicken did wrong.

An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000. So much for historical artifacts. Does he bring it out at parties? "I have Napoleon's Penis, I have Napoleon's Penis!"

Removing pubic hair was a fashionable sexual practice among European women in the 16th century. And this would prove that everything old is new again. However, the archives say nothing about "manscaping".

According to the book Hidden Bedroom Partners: Needs and Motives That Destroy Sexual Pleasure, what your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately rolling over and going to sleep may indicate anger. Going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of guilt. What does it mean if you do both? How about eating, what does it say about eating?

In the 10th century, it was ruled that a cleric who experienced a wet dream would have to sing 7 prescribed penitential psalms right after the fact and in the morning sing 30 more. And my mom things Gregorian Chants are such pure expressions - ha! They were punishments!

Bats have sex in the air while flying. And you don't hear about them crashing that much. Maybe we should form a petition…

Oral sex is on the rise amongst 12-14 year olds in the US and most believe that it is not in fact a sexual practice. Who else just flashed on President Clinton? "I did not have sex with that woman…"

An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera. You'll have to sing for your supper, my dear.

Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing: a testicle. I can't tell if that negates the "little man syndrome" or reinforces it.