Above: Britney Skye and Kylie Irelands

I've always been a big Kylie Ireland fan. She's a healthy broad with big tits, voluptuous thighs and an ever-tousled mane of auburn hair. Yum! And being a bit of a nightlife maven AND a freak, the Club Freak title caught my eye. So this was a must-see for me!

Kylie Ireland

The premise here is an "internet talk show" is being "broadcast" from an "underground LA fetish club." Too bad it's just a premise, cause there are plenty of fetish clubs to film in and internet channels to broadcast a real-live Club Freak. Perhaps in the future. Anyway, let's suspend our disbelief, shall we, and step behind the velvet rope.

Kylie welcomes Mia Smiles, a petite Asian hottie being led on a leash by Steve Hatcher. After a few moments of small talk, Mia and Hatcher get busy. Though she had mentioned that she enjoys being tied up and fucked, she's unfortunately only fucked here...and licked and fingered! Sure, she's wearing hot fetish gear, but nothing too kinky happens. We do get a few long, loving looks at her scrumptious asshole and that's good enough for me!

Britney and Marty are on a "web cam" from Minnesota and this big ol' biker dude gives it to her good. He does some serious spelunking in her twat AND her asshole and sweats up a storm before spraying his load across her ass, thigh and tits. Yippee!

Sindee Coxx is another "guest" on the "show," and before they chit-chat she does a sexy striptease out of her sensational silver leather ensemble. In mid conversation, Sindee gives Kylie's tits a little suck and before ya know it there are dildos a plungin'. The matching patches of pubic hair had me in a lather; it's so rare to see! For an obligatory girl-girl scene, this one was pretty hot and very natural.

Mia Smiles

Kyle Stone and Alexis Fire are "a married couple" on "web cam" from New York. You might find yourself rewinding the all-too-brief toe-sucking scene; she's got gorgeous feet! Stone sports a pair of latex shorts with a cut-out crotch that serve up his cock for some fine slurping by Ms. Fire. After she stuffs her latex g-string into her pussy, Stone pulls them out and stuffs them into his mouth. That's good eatin'! When the two really go at it, Alexis demonstrates her licentiously limber talent for contortion. Just watching her get plowed with her head between her legs is worth the price of admission!

After "filming" wraps, Kylie hooks up with Mickey G., who eats her right on the club's bar. Hmm, I seem to remember myself in a similar situation a few years ago....I guess art DOES imitate life! Let's just say it's the perfect angle. She also gets her ass paddled for a few seconds and sucks G.'s cock before he folds her over a barstool and treats her to a "slow, comfortable screw." They end their night with a "cum shot" served up on her snatch. Check please!

This DVD gives you lots of extras: photos, bios, behind the scenes footage and a bonus scene from Dreamscape with Gina Lynn and Travis, who looks just like Eminem. They engage in some sexual healing in a hospital bed in this loooong scene. I was rewinding over and over to ogle her awe-inspiringly flawless ass.

Club Freak is the perfect piece of porn for curious couples - not too kinky, nothing violent or offensive and the stars are all good looking. The lighting is beautiful, very subtle and flattering, and the sets only add to the classy appeal. It might be somewhat tame for jaded porn addicts, but for the occasional viewers, it's just the ticket!

Club Freak
Adam & Eve, 2003
Directed by Roy Karch
Cast: Kylie Ireland, Sindee Coxx, Mia Smiles, Britney Skye, Alexis Fire,
Steve Hatcher, Mickey G., Marty Romano and Kyle Stone.