TOP TEN SLANG WORDS FOR ANUS
10. ass / asshole
9. jaxy
8. poopchute
7. pooper
6. popo
5. hershey highway
4. bunghole / bumhole / butthole
3. garbage dump / dumper / dump truck
2. male cunt
1. puckered hole
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Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." I've heard of eating "out" after sex, but this is a little much.
All these have been used to make condoms through history: Linen, tortoiseshell, leather, silk, and sheep gut. Kind of gives you an idea why they weren't very "en vogue" for long, eh?
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds. Well, how long is that in the lifespan of a mosquito - for all we know, it could be days.
 In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. This just kind of makes sense, doesn't it?
During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime. Because, we all know, those sheep/horses/cows/goats/what-have-you were just asking for it!
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass. I admit it was the animal horn that drew me to this one.
A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation. Er, trying to get a mental image of that one…
Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon. Oh no, not Keith! Danny, maybe, but not Keith!
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal. That's why I had to leave the small towns…
 In Fairbanks, Alaska it's illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. Ask me how they enforce this…there's no window for a trooper to tap on with his flashlight…
A capon is a castrated rooster. They are said to have more tender meat when cooked, which is why they cost more.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Oh, can I be the public servant who takes those applications??
Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours. Bored, much?
And finally, a study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse. I suppose it's a sense of voyeurism, but - ew! I'd be embarrassed to look my cat in the eye the next day.
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