Working Girlz
Working Girl Media (Video)
2003
120 minutes
Directed by Morgana Maye
Starring Nina, Trouble, Madison, Aimee, Buck and Zoe.

Hmm, where to begin? I'm used to reviewing standard LA smut with five sex scenes that usually include the obligatory girl-girl action. The inflated porn stars are virtually interchangeable and most of the scenes are shot beside a sparkling California swimming pool. Let me start by saying that this video is decidedly NOT any of that!

Mistress Morgana is a respected professional domina and sex educator based in San Francisco. She tutors clients, couples, men and women in the art of BDSM. She has taken her classes on the road and even committed them to video in the brilliantly reassuring Whipsmart, an intro to BDSM play designed for beginners. She's gorgeous, sexy and smart. And now she's also a porn director! Obviously, a woman of many talents!

So how to approach reviewing her virgin foray into fucking on film? Do I take a PC stance and commend the "womyn" in the flick for their courage to share their sex lives? Or do I write from my "all men are dogs and so am I" viewpoint and just give you all the juicy details of every sex act? Perhaps I'll attempt something in between, if that's even possible.

I'll start by saying that these women are indeed brave, because there appears to be no acting involved in the making of this film. These babes are baring it all and they aren't faking their orgasms. You get to see every hair follicle and physical flaw, and they aren't one bit ashamed. They are out and proud...and porn stars! The performers range from almost perfect to abundantly fleshy, butch to femme and nubile to, well, not.

But now let's cut to the sex, shall we? Because the sex in this vid is fuckin' hot as hell. In every mainstream piece of porn I've seen that contains any girl-girl action, the women seem less than enthused, poking their tongues tentatively in the direction of the other woman's genitalia only because the director is telling them to. Not so here, as these are real dykes, ladies and gentlemen, and this is the real sex they have in their private lives. It makes a world of difference for the viewer. Ordinarily I fast forward through the sex scenes, jotting down the positions and hoping for a few witty lines of dialogue. But in this case I followed every move, because it was all thrillingly real.

In scene one, construction worker Nina and tarty babe Trouble encounter each other amidst two-by-fours and band saws. Trouble possesses absolutely enormous tits and Nina shows them plenty of lovin'. There's strap-on action and labe-lappin', with Trouble's copious flesh flopping all over the place. Whew! When they switch positions, Trouble lays Nina out on the table and fingers her ass with impressive black gloves, working her clit with a vibrator and then introducing an anal contraption. Eventually, after much coaxing, she cums. Huzzah!

In scene two, we have an artist and an agent-or so it appears. The artist, Madison, doesn't waste much time seducing the agent and they engage in a bit of light bondage and spanking. There is clit-licking and dildo play accompanied by the two making out. The agent, Aimee, is very sensitive, and watching Madison manipulate that dildo had me straining to hear Aimee's every whimper.

When they switch positions, Aimee wraps Madison's wrists in a scarf and brings out the Hitachi Magic Wand, along with some interesting hot wax massage oil, which Aimee utilizes sparingly. Just watching Madison's grip on that Hitachi is worth the price of admission. I couldn't believe anyone could take that much vibration for such an extended period of time. (Of course, I am a bit of a vibrator whimp.) And when her toes start to curl, you'll be holding your breath to hear her cum just like I was!

Scene three is a delivery boi and sexy secretary scenario, and it unfolds just the way everyone fantasizes: secretary drags delivery boi across the desk and they go at it. The initial action features Zoe the secretary sitting on Buck's face on an incredibly scenic curving wooden staircase. Buck's strap-on is hanging out of her bike shorts and her tits are exposed, along with the rest of her taut, athletic body. Ai-yi-yi! This required a few rewinds, my friends! Zoe is wearing incredible black thigh-high hose and garters, and while Buck worships Zoe's totally fabulous patent leather platform pumps, you may need to press pause.

When Zoe straddles Buck's strap-on, press pause again to get a good, long look at Zoe's spectacular breasts! Of course, they look even better in action, as Buck rams that strap-on in. Cripes. There is just nothing-nothing-like real breasts oscillating wildly while a woman is being fucked. Nothing. The two switch positions and Zoe squeezes out gobs of lube to facilitate probing Buck's ass; these two are working! Buck straps on another cock and fucks the lovely Zoe some more, bumping it up a notch with a huge dildo and enthusiastic clit-licking. Suffice it to say that these two sent me over the edge. I was left gasping.

After each scene, the couples cuddle and speak to the camera, with Morgana's dulcet voice asking "How do you feel about making dyke porn?" This after-play is a welcome switch from the pre-fuck conversations I'm used to seeing, which don't do much to add to the excitement. Somehow their frank comments manage to make it all even sexier. The most quotable line is Madison's "Porn is an art form." You better believe it, baby!

And this is porn art of the most wankable variety. I highly recommend it for men and women (or womyn), both gay and straight. Because real sex between real people is fuckin' hot. Hot, I tell you. Hot! I'll be awaiting Morgana's next directorial effort with-you guessed it- bated breath.