Top Ten Terms for Oral Sex on a Man
1. hummer
2. blow job
3. suck cock or lick dick
4. eat a sausage or a hot dog
5. take to lunch
6. a BJ smoothie
7. a sticky sweet facial
8. a swallow sandwich
9. lipstick on the dipstick
10. throating (but only if you're good)
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Who Discovered the G-Spot?
You would think it would have to be a woman, right? After all, they have them. Well, the first person to propose the existence of the mythical G-spot was one Dr. Ernst Grafenberg, in 1950, in the International Journal of Sexology. It (the g-spot) is a bean-shaped area of erectile tissue behind the front wall of the vagina, between the back of the pubic bone and the cervix.
No one seemed to notice the good doctor's discovery for over three decades. It didn't even have a name until two scientists - John D. Perry and Beverly Whipple - called it the "G-spot" in honor of Grafenberg (hence the capital "G"). In 1982, along with Alice Kahn Ladas, they dropped the "G" bomb on the public with the publication of The G-spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Sexuality.
Ah, the wonders of living in such an enlightened society…
Can a woman have her vagina tightened?
If your man's penis isn't big enough, you can take matters into your own hands and have your vagina tightened up.
The process, called "female genitalia enhancement," is accomplished by removing fat from the thighs, which is then emulsified and injected into the outer labia. The labia are then squeezed to reposition the fat up into the vaginal walls. After a successful operation, you will feel much tighter to your partner and he will feel much bigger to you. This procedure eliminates the need for him to be enhanced in size.
Ahem. My vote - get a big dildo. Much easier. Or get another boyfriend. Jeeze…
All facts today were graciously given with permission and taken from Quickies - Fascinating Facts about the Facts of Life by Don Voorhees. You can read our review of the book here. |
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