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Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation. Dr. Kellogg was definitely a "flake." Eat your Wheaties instead. As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he masturbated. "Yeah, we want those boys in a frustrated tip-top killing mind-set!"  Americans spend twice as much money on pornography as they do on cookies. So, if I buy Oreos in multi-packs, what would this say about me?From the 6th until the 11th century, the church treated homosexuals no more harshly than couples who practiced contraception. The early Christian church was also more permissive toward abortion than contraception and more permissive toward homosexuality than masturbation. Ah, how the times have changed…and we all long for the good ole days. You know, the Inquisition, women as property and all… St. Tertullian called women "the devil's gateway ... on account of you, even the son of God had to die." Oh. I forgot that only women sinned. I forgot that Adam ate the apple too….Free will my ass. In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, the Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice." We all know the phrase "he doth protest too much," don't we?  The Incas enacted laws to prevent llama drivers from having sex with their animals. They also enforced laws requiring llama drivers to be escorted by chaperones. Okay, an attractive animal I might be able to see, but a llama?Where is it illegal to have sex using a condom? Nevada. Sin City earns it's name. The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays. Cause you know those are biiiiiig fornication days. In London, it is specifically illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. Er. Okay. I'd like to see that one on the streets of Merry Ole. And finally -- The U.S. has more laws governing sexual behavior than all the countries in Europe combined. Tell me this comes as a surprise to anyone.
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