1. On the beach - just remember that sand creeps in to uncomfortable areas, so bring lots of towels.
2. In a hot tub or Jacuzzi - again, we're back at water, but this time, be in the water for some extra slipping and sliding. Don't have a tub? Rent a hotel room.
3. In the parking lot - the thrill of maybe getting caught is just the spice to add to the delight.
4. In an elevator - be daring! Scope out the lift first for security cameras or alarm bells, find one you like and then hit the stop button and get your freak on, baby!
5. On a boat in water - nothing says loving' like the motion of the ocean, but any water will do. No, a waterbed does not count.
6. A hotel room - no one knows you there so be as wild and as loud as you've always wanted!
7. On an airplane - join the mile-high club for mind-blowing orgasms at 10,000 feet.
8. The shower - I'm surprised when people say they've never done it there - this is fun! Have a mat down so you don't slip and fall!
9. Office desk - if you can do it, I say go for it! A co-worker for a fun tryst or a lover who stops by late at night - just know when security comes by or where the cameras are!
10. In the great outdoors - maybe in a tent under the stars. Somewhere out-of-doors and woodsy but maybe not all that private. Who knows if the animals talk!
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under Guam's laws, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
The men of the Caramoja tribe in northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them. Sometimes their member gets so long that the men literally have to knot them up! The Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long! Oh, add these places to my travel plans.
Aig mistake for women adulteresses - the Serni of Brazil take a guilty wife, whip her and then expose the wounds to fire ants. Picnics are bad enough, and I know I'd definitely be getting this treatment.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Look Ma, no hands! I can hear your groan…)
In Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea. I'm not sure why. The clam? Fish jokes?
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection. All I can think about is ancient Greco-wrestling and what if…Did you have to stop and run away for a while? Count numbers in your head?
The first known contraceptive was
crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work. Collecting the croc crap - now that's a dangerous job.
The origin of the modern day confessional box comes from the European Middle Ages. Before then, prostitutes who visited priests to confess their sins were often sexually assaulted. Ah, the little room with the screen…my catholic girl memories resurface of the things I confessed in those velvet-covered boxes.
Chinese lovers, before the days of Mao, were most fond of sex with fowl. Now it's all about the Asian Bird Flu and running away from anything feathered.