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The Sinulator Brings New Meaning to the Term "Plug and Play"  "And it works with Microsoft XP too!" Nope, I'm not talking about your average peripheral. I'm talking about a joystick of a whole new kind. The Sinulator is a pink vibrator with rotating pearls and a bunny that connects to your computer and is controlled by other internet users. As if the computer didn't rule our lives enough. Now people can REALLY log on. All you need to do is name your toy and then people from around the globe can find your toy name and control it through the wireless connection.Men, don't feel left out. There's the Interactive Fleshlight, which is a sleeve vibrator for men. Here's the best part. The Fleshlight measures the speed and power of each thrust and communicates that through the software to the corresponding Sinulator. So, theoretically, if a soldier gets sent to Baghdad but has access to the internet, he can still make wifey happy at home... if they work out the whole time difference thing. How far will sex toy technology advance? Will holodeck sex replace cybersex within the next 20 years?  Fits Like a Love GloveLovegloves, sheepskin, rubbers, weenie-beanies…no matter what you call 'em, condoms are absolutely necessary for safe sex. Unfortunately, for some men, using condoms is a bit uncomfortable. Sure, while there are as many condom types as there are flavors of ketchup, there aren't too many size options. Well, blokes, there is now a potential answer to your condom quandary. Condomania is manufacturing a brand of condom called They Fit, which offers a range of 55 sizes, with an additional 40 sizes coming soon. Since we all know that condoms tend to be a bit (*ahem*) SMALL on you (*cough*), you now have the option of purchasing a Fit Kit. This kit contains two pieces of paper for size measurements and a tool for measuring your tool. Remember, you must use the Fit Kit while at full attention or your condom size will come out just an eensy bit small. Talk about packing sausage… Who Hasn't Been to Paris? Paris Hilton must stop. London's News of World allegedly possesses yet another tape filled with Hilton scandal, various nude Paris gropings, and Paris smoking a big fattie while  announcing, "Paris Hilton, part two: How to roll a joint!"It sure does seem like someone's 15 minutes might just about be over and a desperate attempt is being made to extend it to 20. Scientists are still trying to work out how she got the first 15. The Blind Feeling the Blind And speaking of Paris….At Dans le Noir (that's Frenchy speak for "In the Dark"), patrons of this new French restaurant are invited to dine in complete and total darkness. The object is to help the diner experience what it is like to be blind. Restaurant owner and able-sighted Edouard de Broglie says, "It awakens your other senses. It alters your perspective, your relations with others. It shows what happens when you can't see." Yes, heightening the senses sounds like a good idea. Was that a tomato you just ate? Only the chef will know, because even the waiters are blind. And then there's this conundrum…reaching for the salt, you lean across the table and, oops, is that a breast? Yes folks, already the restaurant has caught its patrons getting a bit intimate with each other though the use of an infrared security camera. What a great place to bring a date. Supersize This In what seems to be an all-out effort to destroy any vestige of dignity McDonalds may still have after the release of the junk-food bashing documentary "Supersize Me," Playboy is scouting for the ladies of McDonalds to bare it all for the cameras. I can only imagine that the thoughts passing through our collective heads as we gaze upon these nubile junk food goddesses will be "Would you like some fries with that?"  Photog PhallusStephen Linnen of Columbus, Ohio had a hobby. Photography itself is pretty innocent, but it was Stephen's idea of a "Kodak Moment" that landed this lawyer in jail. Avoiding the tired old "say cheese" route, Stephen fancied the more direct approach. He preferred to ambush women by jumping out at them completely naked and then capturing their innate shock. While "sexual offender" was a term the judge would not apply, the public was happy to call him "the nude photographer." Stephen now faces an 18 month stay in prison and an order to seek further psychiatric treatment. Here's to hoping they publish the book of resulting photos. How about Without Briefs, Penal Offense, Stiff Prosecution, Drop the Suit, Get Me Off or Hard Case Before the Jury… the possibilities are endless.
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