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Marla Rutherford, Erotic Gallery: Strong, seductive beings in a surreal world. More»
11-30-2004


Blowing Off Some Steam

Everyone knows the holiday season absolutely sucks with depressions and crap and money and everything else, right? Heading home to stay with family and abandoning usual routines, friends, and job to be with the wackos I tried to escape for so long is not the most inviting season for me. That is until I met my parents' new neighbors. And their daughter Kelly.

Kelly was suffering from the same hateful holiday experiences I was; we both needed to escape for a while and relax. How better than with a mind-blowing fuck? After trading stories of woe from our back porches, and moving on to whispers over the fence, we finally crossed over.

Yeah, we headed out to the shed behind her folks house and got nasty up against the walls of peeling paint and discarded machinery. Something about the crisp air, the laughter we heard distantly from the houses, the smell of old oil and forgotten items made us fuck like bunnies. Neither of us felt the chill after a while. I love the holidays now.

Jason R, Wheaton IL.


Tabletop Lovin'

My boyfriend and I decided we wanted to throw Thanksgiving dinner for his folks and mine. He'd met my folks and liked them well enough, but I hadn't met his parents and was pretty nervous. Did I mention I'd never thrown a dinner party before in my life? Cooking dinner for six was more than whipping up a big pot of pasta for all my friends. As you can imagine, the weeks before the holiday were filled with turmoil and lots of fights and tension. As I psych major, I knew that periods of high stress could lead to highly sexual responses, but I had no idea that it would boil over when it did.

It was the day that everyone was showing up, and my boyfriend forgotten something small at the store. He was yelling at me for not telling him sooner, and I was screaming at him to go out and get it. The next thing I know, we're on the half-set table fucking wildly between the piles of silverware and serving dishes. Wouldn't have been half bad if his parents hadn't decided to show up early to help us out…We don't host holidays in our home any more.

Tracy M. Portland OR


Sweet Relief

Why is it that it's horribly cliché to come out to your whole family at the holidays? Well, probably because your whole family is around at the holidays. Beth and I had been together for a year and a half, living together for the last eight months. We felt it would be the best thing for all concerned if we told her folks of our relationship (my folks knew, but weren't happy - another long story). She had high hopes that they would be supportive.

So we shared a turkey buffet with about thirty of her "close" relatives," and after everyone had the post-meal coffee, beverage, and dessert of their choice, Beth decided to drop her bombshell.

The silence was deafening. Finally, the room broke into sound again and everyone ignored this monumental pronouncement she had made. Later on her mom said to us, "Oh, we'd known for years honey. We just got tired of waiting of you to admit it. Still, you can't share a bed under our roof until you are married." We went back to the hotel and made love for hours in relief and thankfulness. We always go to her family's home for holidays now.

Jenn D. San Francisco, CA


Giving Thanks

I love the holidays; it's the season of giving, and I make sure to give all I have to the many deserving people around me. Of course it helps that I am a member of a swing group, and each week I attend parties and give and give and give until I have nothing more left in my little "bag" of treats. Lots of women love the multiple-scene, enjoying many men instead of actually swapping partners. And I make sure these women get their holiday bonus from me year round.

It seems that right before the holiday season, party attendance goes through the roof. I guess folks know that their spare time will be seriously limited by the family events, work parties, and holiday events they're obligated to attend. With that in mind, it seems like everyone is eager to get their fill of fun before the season gets whirlwind crazy. I think I love this season best of all. Fucking for the holidays is a great way to give thanks.

Joe M, Ottawa, Ontario (Canada)

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