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Valentine's Day, what to do what to do? It's so hard to be original in the Hallmark Era. Are you looking for some really outlandish, sexy, erotic gifts for your sweetheart? We've scoured the universe (okay, North America) for some suggestions for you. Here's what we found.  Knowing (as you should) that I am a size queen and really into the whole stretching thing, I can highly recommend Maxx if your gal (or guy) is into the same stretch-experience. The Maxx dildo from Good Vibrations is smooth for a nice insertion and gradual stretch that will widen your canal to 2 ¼'. Oh, and does it feel good! If you're also a depth-queen, you'll want to know that this lover has 9" to pummel your insides with a flanged base. Not that you're likely to lose this one anywhere inside! It's the "Ultimate Commitment Ring," they boast. Who? The folks at Gear Essentials who offer up the most amazing array of cock rings I've seen. Aside from a wonderful mirrored finish of their steel, there is also a brushed finish which give it an incredible iridescent sheen. They also have a black finish and come in a cornered edge or rounded. (Look for our upcoming review on these items.) Now, the gay community is already very familiar with the cock-ring experience. It's time for the straight guy to be introduced to the incredible feel of a well-constructed cock-ring. And if you're looking for quality, these folks deliver. They're also incredibly nice, to boot. For some really funky fun, I point you towards the pricy but terribly unique Elemental Pleasures. They have a line of metal vibes that look superlative. The vibe is nice and strong, and the metal is cool at first but warms to your body temperature. There are a couple of different models for you to choose from: Le Tigre, Panthere, Leopard, and Le Lynx. Each offers you a different metal, a stylish case, and three unique tips for a different ride each time. As I said, pricy to the extreme, but if you want to make an impression, you'd be hard pressed to find better. For something truly original, try some Clown Porn. I saw this at the AVN Expo and laughed myself silly. It's erotic, yet humorous. Who're you kidding, a lot of porn is, but this has the upper hand - they are clowns fucking! Combining some sketch bits with sessions of fast and furious fornication, it's a new trend in the adult world. Well, you can help it to become a new trend. Women with sexy bodies in whiteface and bozo noses…how can you go wrong? And the guys are hot, too! (Check out Rod Swirling to see what I mean!) How about a truly unique dildo? How about something from Meligan and their Royal line? You can create something with a metal or glass shaft shaft, gold-plated head and 900 jewels. These one-of-a-kind creations are made to order. You can choose the materials from the three styles available, and then the company will work with you to create something truly unique and outrageous that's sure to please the partner in your life. No partner? Fuck'em, you deserve a diamond-studded dildo. Go get 'em, tiger. Rrrrooowr. Think your lover needs a little boost to find that inner animal? Consider purchasing the Scent of Eros, a pheromone attractant. It's a scent based on human pheromones - one for men, one for women, one that's unisex. The male and female scents are slightly musky, and come either in a convenient roll-on applicator or in a gel-pack. For those who prefer to be secretive or subtle about their seduction, the unisex Eros scent has no odor to it at all. If you're looking for more information on human pheromones and the scientific basis that supports their use, try checking out the inventor's webpage where he publishes his scientific work (he's a clinical laboratory scientist) along with empirical evidence. And prepare to beat the guys/gals off with a stick... Are you a Pyrex fan? Love those Pyrex dildos? Check out Hookiss Glass for a spectacular selection of Pyrex dildos, butt-plugs, g-spot stimulators and more. If you're a fan of Lisa Sparxxx, the gang-bang queen, then you can check out the line she designed for her pleasure, or lines developed by adult starts Samantha Sterlyng or Victoria Givens. Uhn, give it to me baby! You can either pop your Pyrex into the fridge for a cool blast or nuke it for a hot rocket ride. For something so out of the ordinary that I choked on my diet Coke, check out Emipre Labs, creators of the in-home penis molding kits. No, I'll wait while you clean the screen. Ready? Okay, you can make your own dildo! How cool is that! You pop your dick into the "seaweed based molding material that's commonly used by dentists to produce detailed impressions of teeth. Your finished dildo is made from a proprietary skin-like substance that is not latex or silicone, but a completely safe, non porous rubber material that is hypoallergenic & non-toxic. It's currently being used throughout Hollywood to create incredibly lifelike masks & special effects. Unlike silicone, it WILL NOT break down when used with water-based or silicone-based lubricants." Hey, presto - PENIS! For a one-off good time, you could get your loved one (or loved ones) a Pornata and fill it with lots of pornographic naughty niceties. Stuff with condoms, penis suckers, nipple candies, panties, peek-a-boo bras - the sky is the limit on what you put inside. Perfect for your Valentine's party. They're beautifully crafted pieces, but if you can bear breaking 'em, you've got yourself a novel beater for the holiday.Now we get to one of my favorites - books. Daedalus Publishing has a wonderful selection of adult titles for those who are into alternative lifestyles. Gay, leather, and BDSM are the fare at this feeding trough, and a fine selection it is, too. (Look for our upcoming reviews of Daedalus titles.) You can buy right off the site through JT's Stockroom checkout system, and, as long as you're there, you can check out the Stockroom for some fun as well. The prices on the Daedalus site are really wonderful, if you're familiar with book buying these days. The topics are well-covered and insightfully conveyed but knowledgeable, entertaining authors. Check it out.  Or, you could give your lover hot titles from Sourcebooks:269 Amazing Sex Tips and Tricks for Women or 269 Amazing Sex Tip and Tricks for Men to How about Eat Chocolate Naked by Can Johnson, a quirky novel about ways to find everyday romance in your life. (We'll be covering a bunch of titles for them coming soon.) Also, look up Carole Altman, PhD and author or Electrify Your Sex Life, for ways to shed your inhibitions and open yourself up for more fun. Finally, look at Sounds Erotic for a fantastic offering for both you and your loved one. Brian and Catherine, the originators of the series, tell the that their love life was suffering a little from the every day stresses of life. They tried to combat their ennui by telling one another erotic stories and found that it really turned them on. They started making CDs of erotic stories and now they're selling them to a very welcoming audience. Right now there are three different categories - the Spank! Series, the Sugar Series, and the Spice Series. The Spank! Series is for when you're feeling a little naughty. The Sugar Series is more romantically inclined. The Spice Series is the perfect blend of romance and raw sensuality. The CDs are spoken by some well-known voices, and the stories are not only from the couple who started it all, but also submissions! You could opt for a Spice Up Your Life subscription and get a CD a month with erotically charged stories for those hot nights…it's worth a look!How ever you decide to celebrate, just remember to play safe and play hard. You never know what tomorrow brings, so grab for all the satisfaction you can. And, as I read somewhere recently, "Remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather one should aim to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, your body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO man, what a ride!'" Enjoy.
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