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Usually I'm reviewing a DVD in the fuck film context and it's all about evaluating the flick for its wankability. Well, unless you get turned on seeing chicks with huge tits feeding their pets, chances are you won't be wanking over this one. This time I was entertained in a whole different way.
"The idea came to fruition when I was on the set of VCA's Unreal. I started talking to Evan Stone, who was walking his dog Sadie in the parking lot. I thought it was really sweet the way he took his dog along on the shoot so she wouldn't be at home alone all day," Schnibbe continued. "I pitched the Pornstar Pets idea to Brink Films, they raised a little money, gave me some equipment and sent me off to shoot." Schnibbe managed to capture 25 XXX stars acting all gooey and goofy with an astounding assortment of animals. From the clichéd cats, Chihuahuas and lapdogs to the more obscure snakes, Sugar Gliders and giant Madagascar Millipedes, these people love their pets! And spoil them rotten!
Teri Weigel is one of the more interesting stars, with a virtual kennel's worth of Shelties, plus rodents, snakes and birds. Her scenes feature a few of these pets being bathed, which is both odd and adorable. When she drapes a snake around one of the Sheltie's neck, he gives the camera an undeniably dubious dog look. Sharon Mitchell wins the prize for the oldest pet, an enormous parrot she's had for 20 years. Don't let anyone tell you these people can't maintain long-term meaningful relationships!
The biggest softie award is a split between 70's star Bill Margold with his long-loyal cats and Mr. Marcus, who cuddles with the most adorable little cinnamon-colored Poodle. Watching the big stud snuggle with the tiny fur ball is enough to make even Justice Scalia melt! Ron Jeremy makes an appearance with his turtle, who co-starred with him on The Surreal Life. He also cracks wise about his roommate's bunny, who is very attractive. The bunny, not the roommate.We don't see her, but the "tortoise and hare" references are amusing. The overall take-away of this film is just how warm and normal porn stars actually are. "My intention in making Pornstar Pets was to demystify the life of the adult performer and to reveal the humanity of those often viewed as outsiders by society," Schnibbe explained. "By showing porn stars interacting with their family pets, we get a glimpse of the kinder, gentler side of the adult industry and the people who work in it." If you're an adult film fan, this is a movie you can watch with your parents! Er, well, maybe not. But I can definitely recommend it!
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