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The connection between food and passion has been made for a millennia. Bon bons and other traditional Valentine's Day candies wrapped in red ribbons or heart-shaped boxes stir the souls of the romantically inclined. In keeping with the heart/stomach (taste bud?) connection, we've witnessed edible underwear and penis-shaped lollipops. But that's all so very 20th century. Here are a few more modern ways to explore the eroticism of taste!
Chocolate Thong Edible undies updated for today's fashion conscious kinkster! Your body heat will dissolve these Belgian chocolate "briefs," giving the old "melts in your mouth, not in your hand" slogan a delicious new twist. Dunkin Dickies Willie Biscuits Ah, those Brits and their wacky sense of humor. Imagine dunking a dick-shaped biscuit into your tea! Okay, so they aren't that romantic, but we couldn't resist listing them. Because if you decide to pop the question - or the proverbial cherry - at tea time, these hilarious cookies would make the moment even more perfect. Candy G-String Yeah, you can tie on a pair of Edible Underwear that's really just carefully cut out patches of cheap fruit roll and have them get all gummed up in, oh, never mind. If you want that special someone to spend some QUALITY time, uh, down there, how about a colorfully pastel Candy G-String? It's delightful triangle is crafted from the same confection as those candy necklaces, only it's way more fun to eat off! Lots Oh Lixxx There have been ice dildos in porn flicks and suggestive ice cube molds for bachelorette bashes, but until this Brooklyn-based company came out with their obscene ice cream, no one had ever produced such a delicious lickable sex food. Sure you can find all kinds of lollipops, but ice cream? C'mon, it's a natural! Lots Oh Lixxx features both vanilla and chocolate treats in penis- and pussy-molded products and you'll feel like a porn star sucking on frozen genitalia repros. Plus, they're really tasty! Playful Chocolate What woman doesn't enjoy a delicious piece of chocolate as their romantic gift on Valentine's Day? Well, if you'd like to make it a mutually pleasurable experience and enjoy the woman enjoying the chocolate, perhaps you can give her a couple nuggets of Playful Chocolate. Chemically "designed" to increase a woman's libido with a blend of 100% natural premium Colombian chocolate and mysterious herbs and botanicals, two tiny pieces of this tasty treat will encourage romance in more ways than one! Kama Sutra Honey Dust This body dust is currently all the rage at in-home sex toy parties, mostly because it's the least, um, controversial - read threatening - purchase. Which means your husband won't be as offended by a jar of body dust as he might be by a Sean Michaels' Jumbo Dildo. A few sprinkles of this subtle honey dust will encourage your partner to give you a few exploratory licks. And unlike flavored body paints, it's relatively easy to actually lick off. A light dusting offers both a silky sparkle, an aromatic fragrance and a tantalizing taste. Their sensual flavors include Raspberry Kiss, Strawberries & Champagne, Tangerine and the original, Sweet Honeysuckle. Beautifully packaged in a satin pouch and 8-ounce tin, a handmade feather duster is provided for easy application. Kama Sutra Lovers' Paintbox If you'd rather combine the edible lover and chocolate craving in one passionate experience, you're sure to enjoy Karma Sutra's Lovers' Paintbox. With 2 ounces each of milk, dark and white chocolate body paints, you can create a masterpiece on your partner and enjoy licking it off. The package comes complete with a paintbrush so you'll be ready to get to work on your lover's "canvas" as soon as you open the box! Lick Me Skin Spray If what you'd really like to eat - or HAVE eaten! - is you or your partner's body parts, and we don't mean in a cannibalistic way, there are plenty of products to enhance the flavor. Or change the flavor. We don't mean to say human beings don't taste just fine as they are, but to enhance the romance, a few spritzes of Like Me Skin Spray will make your partner's parts taste just like candy. It may also make you both sticky sweet. Which will either be romantic or uncomfortable, in which case you can shower together. Now that's romance! AND AVAILABLE AT MOST NOVELTY STORES… Titaroni Booby Pasta and Pecker Pasta We have yet to see anyone boil up a pot of this pornographic pasta, but a box jumbled into your bag of groceries is sure to give anyone a good laugh. Gummy Boobs and Penis Gummies When we think of gnawing on a dick or a nipple, chewy candy isn't what immediately pops into mind, but with the Gummi Worms and Gummi Cinderella Bracelets that kids get to enjoy, why shouldn't we get some silly adult-specific yummy gummies? Tit Tax and Dick Tax The concept is good even if they aren't tiny breath mints; they're just dick- and tit-shaped sweet tarts. But the shake-one-out plastic dispenser adds to the bachelor party humor. Sweet Pussy Suckers Sweet Titty Suckers Little Devil Cock Suckers It's too easy. X-rated lollipops. Who doesn't like to suck?
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